Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Creatures in the House

One of my friends Back East is starting to think about moving some place where the winters aren't so harsh and the taxes aren't so high. She asked about the aggression of the fauna in Tucson, particularly the spiders.

Once I answered the spider question, I was on a roll with describing my experiences with wildlife that found its way into my house. Steve said this was really mean and I went overboard. Being the personality type that I am, I of course think if what I say is true, why would anyone be offended? I don't remember the name of the personality type, but that's me. Here's what I said.

We have loads of spiders, and they do bite. In the summer, I usually have a few bumps or red marks I can't identify. I have two right now. They disappear, usually painlessly, in a day or two. Some spiders, like the black widow, which I have found in my house more than once, are poisonous even to people who aren't allergic, but usually not fatal. I have also had very startling encounters with wolf spiders, which are about three inches in diameter, and love to hang out on top of doors. They fall on you when you open the door. Otherwise they are harmless, as are tarantulas, which are about five inches in diameter. I have never seen a tarantulas inside the house, but armies of them can be seen crossing dirt roads during mating season. Charming, isn't it?

I have not yet been stung by a scorpion, but I have killed plenty of them in my desert house. This is more of a problem in the desert than it is in town. I never saw scorpions inside the house in town. A scorpion sting won't kill a person, but it will make life pretty miserable for several hours. This is a scorpion I caught in my kitchen. I put it under a glass bowl on my table so I could photograph it before its demise.

We have had snakes inside the house in town, though. That is always exciting. I think they came in through a hole in the doggie door, because we haven't had any in the house since we discovered and closed the hole. The kind that have come in the house were not poisonous, and we were able to capture them and put them outside. See my blog post, The Snake Chronicles. We like to have them outside because they eat the pack rats. I don't know anyone who has been bitten by a snake. We have encountered rattlers on our hikes and I occasionally see one curled up on a porch or under a pool filter when I'm showing a house, but snakes want to be left alone. They are typically not aggressive and if they bite, the skin may necrotize, but the person probably won't die, although I understand that for a while he may wish he would. The typical snake-bitten person is a drunken male in his 20s who was handling or provoking the snake.
This snake was not in the house. We met him when we were hiking in the Tucson Mountains. He was next to the trail, and I had just passed him without noticing. I heard a cough behind me and turned around to see what it was. I thought it was a javelina, but it was this snake, slithering away toward his hole. 

We have had pack rats in the attic, which I tolerated for a while until one of them died inside the pantry wall and made a huge stink. Then I had the attic cleaned out and I repaired the screens on all the attic ventilation holes that the rats were using for ingress and we haven't had pack rats since.

We also had a skunk in the hall furnace closet in our house in town. It came in through the fresh air vent in the foundation. We've screened that off, too, and I don't think he has any wildlife in there these days.

It does take a certain type of person to love the desert. There is an article on my blog called Bedouins and Gods that explains it. There is magic in the air here. 

I think I may have blown any chance of getting my friend to visit Tucson or consider moving here. 

Monday, June 16, 2014

Pistola, si. Cerveza, no.

My pal and fabulous client Alison Jones made a music video with her friend, Grammy-nominee Linda Chorney. You can see Alison at 0:35 and 0:45 wearing one of my tie dye dresses and peace necklace.

Linda and Mariachi Sol Azteca ask the musical question: You can carry a gun into a restaurant in Tucson, but you can't carry a beer out? The answer, sadly, is si, senor.

Painted Hills to Become Park of Tucson Mountain Park

Pima County plans to buy 286 acres near the intersection of West Speedway and Anklam Road known as Painted Hills for $7.5 million from the Dallas Police and Fire Pension System, which paid $27 million for it in 2006, one year after the parcels involved sold for $3.3 million.

After the Dallas pension fund wildly over paid for the property, the City of Tucson refused to provide water service to the property. The Dallas pension fund sued, and lost.

Without water service, it seems to me this property is worth exactly $0 to a developer. It is in the Tucson Mountains, far west of the Tucson Valley aquifer, and it is unlikely that any significant groundwater can be found in these rocky hills.

This is very beautiful desert land, and I am glad it will be preserved, but I am concerned that the County doesn't really know how they are going to pay for this. Either they will get the funds in a November 2015 bond election (not likely) or hope they get enough revenue from an iffy agreement with Starr Pass Resort. I see foreclosure in Painted Hills' future. But as long as the City of Tucson continues to refuse to provide water that we don't have, the property should remain safe from development.

Sunday, June 15, 2014

May Residential Sales Statistics

In Tucson, June is the traditionally month when the most sales close. Those sales got into escrow in April and May. Things will start to get slower now and then start to pick up in January. Here are the Residential Sales Statistics for May from the Tucson Association of Realtors.
This year, instead of steadily building toward the annual peak in sales activity in June, there were 6% fewer closings in May than in April. 

A few of my colleagues at Tierra Antigua have been sending mass emails to the other agents in the company asking where the buyers are. Some agents are reporting few showings on their houses.